
Series 12
Ladies and gentlemen, attention please," the speaker begins, nervously glancing at his notes as the microphone rustles, explaining that despite a recent earthquake at the BE@RBRICK chocolate factory, he is proud to present "BASIC," the ultimate collection of chocolates. Reading monotonously with unsteady eyes, he announces nine distinct flavors before cryptically remarking that life is like chocolate—unpredictable to the core. In a bizarre turn, he pulls a hamster from his pocket to rub against his cheek, chillingly inviting the audience to "risk your life" to enjoy the treats before moonwalking off stage to a smattering of cold, confused applause.