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Series 15

About

Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence for a moment of true metallic brilliance. Emerging from the dust of a seismic foundry shift, I present to you the gilded survivor: "Basic - Series 15." (Adjusting a crooked tie while glancing nervously at the exit). We have dipped this specimen in a bath of pure liquid gold—well, a very convincing plating, at least—to satisfy your most decadent cravings. (Reading from a crumpled napkin). Do not be fooled by its silent stare; within this golden shell lies the weight of your own ambition. (Suddenly pulling a sprig of parsley from behind his ear and sniffing it intensely). Take it, cherish it, or let it haunt your display shelf forever. (Executing a shaky, slow-motion spin and pointing dramatically at the ceiling before vanishing behind a curtain).